No, it’s not a clever metaphor.

I’m a perceptive, sarcastic, goofy son of a bitch who’s pouring out his mind on the written page. 

Names of Note :

Trackhoof (hereby known as Track, The Hoof, ‘hoof, Your Majesty) is the Tauren Hunter that started this whole mess. He’s me. I’ve opted against using my real name and taken the name of my character. I’m not even 70 yet, but who cares? Deal with it.

Swayze (hereby known as Swayze, Swayzerino, Killa Cat, or “Who names a lion ‘Swayze’?”) is the cuddly killing machine that’s tagged along with Track since day 3. or 4. Can’t remember.

JoanRivers  -  Where Swayze brings style, grace, and a certain charisma to Track’s side, JoanRivers brings utility, precision, and that undeniable “OH DEAR GOD, THERE’S A FLYING TWO-HEADED TURKEY OF DOOM HEADED RIGHT FOR ME!” factor. In other words, she’s a perfect Survival Hunter pet.

Elegy My guild. We may not be the best guild on the planet, progression-wise, and we by no lengths of the imagination are the most mature, but we kick ass all over Ravenholdt and have fun doing it.

This blog serves as a place of pure amusement for myself and others.
No serious stuff.

At all.
Really.

Ever.

That said, let’s play.
-Track